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- TOP TEN KINDERGARTENER PET PEEVES--As written and illustrated by
- Miss Markey's kindergarten class at Pointer Ridge Elementary School in
- Bowie, Md.
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- 10. When I fall on concrete
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- 9. When someone brings a big pig over to my house
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- 8. A ball...when it hits me in the eye
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- 7. When someone beats me up
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- 6. When people spit
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- 5. A dog
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- 4. When I see a rock
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- 3. When Jonathan pushes me down
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- 2. When I itch everywhere
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- 1. My mom
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- (Playout: "You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby")
- Letterman, Friday, June 16, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
-